Oxygen’s Secret Survey: Abridged Version

What's your favorite part of your body?
My soul. Nevermind! I lost it in a bet.

What's your least favorite part of your body?
My mouth. It's always getting me into trouble… I’m working on a blog entry about Boobies and Blow J*&s…

Do you use your looks to get what you want?
I try. However, I find psychokinesis is more effective.

Have you ever cheated on a partner?
It's not cheating if you're not exclusive... and I'm not an advocate of exclusivity. Seriously though, I’m a loyal person. I’ve done a lot of wicked stuff but have never cheated.

What songs do you listen to make you feel sexy?
I'm really not into music. I can't dance... I mean, I really can't dance. I can't even clap along to "Hail to the Victors." Accordingly, music just makes me feel uncoordinated...unless I'm lit up on wine or vodka. THEN I dance like one of the Fly Girls.

What's the most outrageous thing you've done for attention?
I had my breasts augmented. Also, I humiliated my ex in FHM. I wanted to be heard. I went on a reality show...and I would do it all again!

Personal words to live by?
Marilyn Monroe: "It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." And I made this one up myself: "Being underestimated is one's greatest advantage in life."

After you're long gone, what do you want people to remember about you?
I will never be "long gone." I plan to achieve immortality through my writing. However, if that doesn't pan out and metaphorical immortality is not an option, I'll pursue literal immortality by being cryogenically frozen whenever contemporary cosmetic surgery is no longer able to sustain my fabulousness.

What are you looking for in a partner?
I don't believe in "types"...However, I do need someone with intelligence, ambition, humor, etc. etc.

Worst pick up line you've ever heard?
"That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too." Simply offer me a drink or a business card, NOT a sperm bath!

Describe your perfect date:
Aren't dates the things you eat when you're constipated? Or are those prunes?

Describe the worst date imaginable:
One where I'm paying!

Worst fashion trend you've seen?
Ugg boots and skinny jeans on fat girls. They aren't called "fat jeans" for a reason. Reena from Pretty Wicked loves them so I finally broke and purchased a pair while she and I were in Scottsdale. I look like a Dorito in them.

What do you wear to draw attention to yourself?
Apparently anything that’s inappropriate and gossip worthy. I thought the show was about being a diva… so I dressed outrageously for the first day. Note that I don’t do that again for the rest of the show. Diva to demure… Some people have also asked if Oxygen provided my outfit; nope, I managed to look like a hooker all on my own.

Who's your celebrity crush?
Sacha Baron Cohen and Britney Spears... I still heart her.

In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
My goal in life is to become a blonde Jewish author/late-night talk show host, so Chelsea Handler because she's blonde, Jewish, writes hilarious books and has her own late-night comedy talk show.

Give or Receive?
I receive and I give to receive.

Love or Lust?
I lust many and love few.

Do you have women as friends?
I have a blowup doll named Molly. If she upsets me, I just deflate her and store her under the bed. No, really, I'm fortunate enough to have some very confident, intelligent, fun girlfriends.

Do you think you are a "bitch"?
Not after living with some of the sociopaths from Pretty Wicked. I think I'm fabulous.

In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
My goal in life is to become a blonde Jewish author/late-night talk show host, so Chelsea Handler. She's blonde, Jewish, writes hilarious books and has her own late-night comedy talk show.