Cellulite Gate 2009

Haters gleefully poked fun at Kim Kardashian's before shot after Complex.com accidentally featured it for several hours.

The site eventually swapped the photo in favor of a Photoshopped version, which whittled her down to “Hollywood” standards.

Now, either Normal Person + Anonymity of Internet = Fuckbag OR Oxygen.com, Complex.com and every other Web site in the world are running on similar scanty budgets that can't bother to airbrush. Just in case it’s the ladder of the two, which I HIGHLY doubt:

Note to Complex: it’s cheaper to remove the comments than to airbrush the photos!

But seriously, it is sad women must to be airbrushed to perfection to receive positive comments. However, since this is how society operates, media departments and talent need to work as a team so everyone doesn’t end up embarrassed.

Since I have the mentality of a 5th grader, I can’t help but note of some “comments” accompanying Cellulite Gate 2009 from E! Online:

“Take away those hair extentions, false eyelashes, fake boobs etc. and she looks like me!”
Stephanie Manero can’t spell “extensions” and thinks she’s as beautiful as Kim. Stupid and narcissistic: I think we have the first cast member for Season 2 of Pretty Wicked!

“I have some special protein creme that I could rub on the cellulite...it's in my pocket!”
Wakeen, use that CREAM to rub one off… you’re an idiot.

“She is nasty!Wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole aka N.L.”
Chris, you live in the utility closet of your mom’s section 8 garden apartment. You have yet to touch a girl with your 2 inch pole, let alone a 10 foot pole.

99% of the female population has cellulite and 100% of magazine covers and editorial photos are Photoshopped. Come on haters, the only thing surprising about this is how incompetent the media/PR department is!