Mirrors vs. Novels: April 7th Pretty Wicked Episode

I have a Shakespearean quotation tattooed to my ass. I majored in English. I appreciate fine literature as much as the next person; however, I do not enjoy reading the same book twice. Accordingly, if stranded on a deserted island and forced to choose between a book and a mirror, I would choose looking at myself for the next 20 years over repeatedly reading the same novel. Besides, mirrors can withstand the test of time much better than a dead tree and some ink.

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OXYGEN’S “PRETTY WICKED” LADIES GET TRUE DOSE OF REALITY WHEN THEY MUST AUCTION OFF PERSONAL ITEMS TO BENEFIT

April 6, 2009 by J!-ENT

Episode Premieres Tuesday, April 7 at 10pm ET/PT

New York – April 6, 2009 – The claws come out on this week’s episode of “Pretty Wicked,” premiering Tuesday, April 7 at 10pm ET/PT, when the ladies are forced to sell off prized possessions to benefit Los Angeles’ Midnight Mission homeless shelter.

In an effort to humble some the “Pretty Wicked” ladies, judge Dr. Jenn Berman sends them to the “skid row” area of Los Angeles to serve the homeless and get a first- hand account of those less fortunate than themselves. However, the sentiment gets lost when Vanessa admits if she had to choose one item she could not live without, she would choose a mirror over a book.

Once they are back at the loft, Vanessa and the other ladies are challenged to face their materialistic ways when host CariDee English announces they must auction off some of their personal items to benefit the homeless shelter they visited. Split into three teams, the ladies auction items ranging from gift cards and massages to Vanessa’s most prized possession – her $800 Louis Vuitton shoes. After the winning team is announced, it’s revealed some of the ladies lied about the items’ authenticity … causing a screaming match between widely hated, Ana, and the no-holds barred Sarah R.

Chaos erupts to another level as the ladies unleash their true feelings about each other, prompting Amber to abruptly quit the competition and leave the loft. Can the girls convince her to stay? Will Ana and Sarah R.’s fight win them a spot in the bottom three for elimination?

Vanessa an Idiot and is on E Online's The Soup - Clip of the Day

We all know I’m an “ugly, fat, stupid, tranny hooker,” so I have nothing to lose by sharing this with you all… I hope you all can laugh at me making a complete and utter fool of myself.


Vanessa from Pretty Wicked on E!'s The Soup Clip of the Day.

Native of Jackson area stars in 'wicked' reality show

by Bill Chapin Jackson Citizen Patriot

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Here's a dose of reality about reality television: Things aren't always what they seem to be.

Jackson-area native Vanessa Haraszkiewicz learned that when she was cast in cable network Oxygen's first reality competition series, "Pretty Wicked." The show, which premieres at 11 p.m. Tuesday, features 10 "prima donnas (competing) to see who is the most beautiful on the inside for a grand prize of $50,000."

Read the rest here

Cellulite Gate 2009

Haters gleefully poked fun at Kim Kardashian's before shot after Complex.com accidentally featured it for several hours.

The site eventually swapped the photo in favor of a Photoshopped version, which whittled her down to “Hollywood” standards.

Now, either Normal Person + Anonymity of Internet = Fuckbag OR Oxygen.com, Complex.com and every other Web site in the world are running on similar scanty budgets that can't bother to airbrush. Just in case it’s the ladder of the two, which I HIGHLY doubt:

Note to Complex: it’s cheaper to remove the comments than to airbrush the photos!

But seriously, it is sad women must to be airbrushed to perfection to receive positive comments. However, since this is how society operates, media departments and talent need to work as a team so everyone doesn’t end up embarrassed.

Since I have the mentality of a 5th grader, I can’t help but note of some “comments” accompanying Cellulite Gate 2009 from E! Online:

“Take away those hair extentions, false eyelashes, fake boobs etc. and she looks like me!”
Stephanie Manero can’t spell “extensions” and thinks she’s as beautiful as Kim. Stupid and narcissistic: I think we have the first cast member for Season 2 of Pretty Wicked!

“I have some special protein creme that I could rub on the cellulite...it's in my pocket!”
Wakeen, use that CREAM to rub one off… you’re an idiot.

“She is nasty!Wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole aka N.L.”
Chris, you live in the utility closet of your mom’s section 8 garden apartment. You have yet to touch a girl with your 2 inch pole, let alone a 10 foot pole.

99% of the female population has cellulite and 100% of magazine covers and editorial photos are Photoshopped. Come on haters, the only thing surprising about this is how incompetent the media/PR department is!